Get your lips on our newest release this Friday!

Born from the exact same pitch-black triple mash, these twin 10% ABV Triple Mashed Imperial Stouts are two sides of a devastating coin. Consider this your only warning: these are fleeting rituals, and once they're drained, they're gone for good.

Because F*&% You, That’s Why
A relentless, throat-scorching assault. We spiked this black abyss with Armageddon and Pepper X chilies to deliver a deep, resonating hellfire that builds with every sip. It doesn’t want to be your friend; it wants to burn its memory into your palate. Pure, unapologetic, liquid hostility.

Because Love You, That’s Why --
The darker the night, the deeper the embrace. Shedding the violence of its twin, this variant exists to slowly seduce your senses. Surrender to velvet waves of midnight chocolate, freshly pulled espresso, and thick, dripping molasses. It’s a decadent, heavy-bodied elixir designed to pull you close and absolutely ruin you for any other stout.