The forecast for Summer-ween is looking delightfully grim, and we have major new developments regarding the Bash!

Our top story tonight centers entirely on the high-stakes Official Costume Contest, and tension is already building as residents prepare to battle it out. Intelligence reports confirm that the judges will be Scoring across 5 fiercely competitive categories:

BEST DRESSED CARL

BEST MASCULINE COSTUME

BEST FEMININE COSTUME

BEST COUPLE

BEST GROUP

We are officially dropping THREE brand-new brews just for the occasion:

Sunburned Skeleton: A light, crisp tropical pseudo-lager witha touch of fruit sweetness.

Urd: A bitter, malty Black IPA with a hint of pineapple that absolutely won't let you forget it's a Black IPA.

Black Leggings: A rich chocolate hefeweizen putting a dark spin on our fan-favorite, Gray Sweatpants.

Field reports also confirm that the entertainment and rations are locked in. Jessie will be on-site throwing bones to read your spooky summer fortunes, smashleysfoodtruck is onsite serving up devilishly delicious bites and decodough is rolling in to serve up killer desserts all night long!