You can hear the old freezer hum low in the night, With its sugary treasures tucked out of the light. But the Sisters have stolen a chocolatey prize, To brew up a sour right under your eyes. We plunged in the fudge and we melted the shell, With a swirl of vanilla to finish the spell. Then we coated the rim in a cookie-crumb dust, At a smooth five percent, it’s an absolute must. It’s rich and it’s creamy, a decadent brew, Like a summertime treat that was handed to you. It brings back the days when the streetlights came on, So savor each drop 'til the magic is gone. So tip back your cup for a whimsical pour, Till your sweet tooth is happy and asking for more. Then lean in and whisper the Wyrd Sisters' riddle: The best kept dark secret... is Dark in the Middle.